by Sulit.com.ph (rakshari)

A couple of plastic shards found on a box of Kraft Eden Cheese. Read the story, and be aware.

I was pissed off enough to dedicate an hour to post a hard-assed rant.

It usually doesn't take me long to write a blog entry (40 minutes tops), but I was shaking with anger the whole time I was typing, and I had to delete the profanities every other word. So, yeah. Bite me.

Take it from The Jester in Exile.

Not that there’s any, really.

Name: Matthew" Chu-chu" David Samudio
Age: 3 Years Old, Can barely speak straight.
Address: 16 guyabano st umali rd. summitville subdivision putatan muntinlupa city 1770

He was last seen at Tom's World Arcade in Festival Mall Alabang, around 8pm yesterday July 22, 2008 wearing Green Checkered Polo, Maong pants and Green Mr. Bean Slippers.

Click link for more details. Please help spread the word.

Buti pa ang ibang bansa, ina-acknowledge at na-a-appreciate ang papel ng mga Pilipino.

Samantalang sa mismong bansang pinanggagaligan nila, binubusabos lang sila.

Thanks, Liz, for the tip.

[Alleged] abduction of Ces Drilon and her 2 crew members, and a professor, by Abu Sayyaf.

Verify, please.

Official blog of ZTE/NBN controversy star witness Rodolfo "Jun" Lozada, Jr.

Launched on May 31.

Click the link for more info. :)

For those especially raring to download the music aready listed in my Music page (and since Multiply doesn't offer downloads anymore...)

Yeah. Here yah go.

(Obviously, these are mostly, uhm, "progressive songs," since they're only the ones I like to share, heh)

Got this one from Bikoy (aka numero uno SC Councilor & future UP law student, heh)

This would be the official website of the UP Diliman University Student Council (USC). It shall be updated regularly with news and stories of the USC's activities, services and campaigns with regards to student welfare, community concerns, and national issues. The site is a project spearheaded, of course, by the Mass Media Committee, he he he.

Written by Marocharim. Visit his site! :)

I don’t blog as often as I used to (mainly because I’m working), so this entry is a rather belated dedication to Sharline Cruz of Misteryosa.com fame. In her latest entry, Shari says goodbye to blogging. I hope that in a way, this little entry would fulfill at least one of the following ends:

1. Shari starts blogging again (because this entry would probably read like a eulogy), or;


2. Shari sees this entry as a fitting conclusion to the world that was Misteryosa.

Read everything here.

Then wear the geekiest pants...ever?

Designer Erik De Nijs, has stitched together this eye catching pair of “Beauty and the Geek” jeans. These “modern shaped trousers which are often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.

Emphasis all mine. :p

Some of the funniest comments in there, aka Testimonials:

I´ve been looking for a way to play with myself and type at the same time - Insane 'bater

Masturbation has just become easier… - Jordan

“there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.” Is that what they’re calling it now? - TreeH

Aww.. No more punching the keyboard when I’m angry.. - gatzke

it’s all fun and games until you get into a street fight and someone kicks you in the keyboard. - sir jorge

QWERTY? Seriously? If I’m going this far, gimme the Dvorak version. - Brianary

WTF! This is sooo lame. I’d kick the guy wearing these in the ENTER key so bad, you wouldnt believe this. - Bonze

And a logical one:

How would you wash those pants without destroying all the circuitry? - Calder

Good thing I'm not a computer geek.............MUCH. :D

Website of Sunshine Plata, the Filipina who has taken the country by storm with her artworks done in coffee.

More atrocities. Kalokohan. Bullshit. Katangahan. Whatever you want to call it.

Seriously, like everyone believes in a god. And I thought respect is one of those values Christians hold dearly. It's either she's not a real believer, or she has seriously misinterpreted her bible and the teachings of her religion. Willing to bet on the latter.

Powtah, I don't even know why I'm posting the link. Comic relief lang siguro. Hehe. I didn't even read the comments, coz I'm sure that by the end of the "article" they'd realize what an idiotic oaf the girl is (ahem, I mean, her words).

Call it the pot calling the kettle black. ;)

Si AJ kasi eh! :D.

Hilarious. Pseudo-response of the jester-in-exile to a series of [equally funny] posts by myuzeeshun that [successfully] attempts to define and categorize gwapo. Read 'em all. :)

define: gwapo

1. part i


2. part ii


3. part iii


4. part iv

So, ano'ng trip mong gwapo? Haha.

Wedding preparations for the Jacinto-Saavedra Nuptial. Shots of entourage dresses, wedding dresses, invitations, etc.

(Yeah, excited ako, he he)

The owner of my web space provider is getting married on November 30 later this year, and I've been invited (nyahehehe). This is the website that tells a little about their story and wedding-related info.